This study proposes African hair braiding as a form of vernacular architectural intelligence—an embodied, recursive, and culturally embedded design system that redefines architecture and computation. Drawing on Ron Eglash’s African fractals, Gottfried Semper’s theory of the knot, and visual works by J. D. Ojeikere, Medina Dugger, and François Beaurain, it traces a lineage from traditional African design to speculative digital aesthetics. The research culminates in The Hair Salon: Black Hair as Architecture, a project that translates braided logic into climate-responsive, community-centered infrastructure. By exploring the interconnectivity of craft and code, tradition and technology, and identity and infrastructure, the paper contributes to broader conversations on inclusive design, decolonial epistemologies, and the expansion of architectural intelligence.